When You Are the Ah-Counter

Ah-counter's Duty Explanation： 

Toastmaster of the Evening, Dear Fellow Members & Most Welcome Guests：
I'm pleased to be the Ah-Counter of tonight's meeting. My job is help you cure your bad habit of making“vocalized pauses”, They are sounds like“ah”、“er” and “em”、or words like “well”、“and”、“but”、“so”and“you know”...etc. These unnecessary annoying sounds and words are the so- called “Ahs”. 

I'll count the number of the “Ahs” I hear you make.  At the end of the meeting, I will make a report for you. If you are a member, you will be fined NT$5 for each of your “Ahs” that I hear. The maximum fine is NT$20. 

Toastmaster of the meeting!

To make the meeting more interesting, you can set your own rules and make it reasonable, funny.
Ex： Forget to shake hands,  Forget other member's name,  Mixed up the usage of He & She,  To speak overtime,  Do not acknowledge the session master, 
Do not call “toastmaster” in front of the name,

General Evaluator, Ladies & Gentlemen：

This is the Ah-Counter's report：

Speaker's Name ….. had 4 “ahs”

Speaker's Name ….. had 2 “ahs”

-etc-

Fellow members, if your names are on my list, please don't forget to pay me your fine before you go home. I wish you a good night! 

General Evaluator!

You are responsible for collecting the Fine and turn in to the treasurer together with your Record.