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Pretty woman Part Ⅱ  
 

First Place Winner of ROC Tall Tales Contest 1993  Judith Wu  Taichung

 


Attention! attention!
Ladies and gentlemen. here I want to announce my good news: See! I just got engaged this morning. I can't wait to tell you my love story. A fortuneteller had told me I would meet my husband on Sunday. So every Sunday I always dressed up and made up totally. then took a walk along the street to find my true love.

Last Sunday morning. while I was walking. a car just hit my handbag. I was Shocked and fell to the ground. I got really mad at the one who ruined my good plan. I couldn't help but say some words to him. "Damn you! Screw you guy! How dare you....", you know, my voice changed pretty soon because I saw a young. strong. handsome man just getting out of the car and coming to me. He held my hang and gave me a kiss." I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?" Oh! His voice was so tender that I didn't know how to answer. I just said "Oh! No. No. Love is you don't have to say sorry." Yeah. then we knew we'd fallen in love at the first sight. And he invited me to join his birthday party.

At the beginning of the party. he announced to all the guest, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'll invite a charming lady to be my dancing partner." What good news! I did my best to squeeze myself out of the crowd but it was too crowded. Oh! I got sad because I saw many beautiful ladies just around him such as Madonna. Diana. Anita. However, as soon as he saw me, he came to me. You know, the closer he came to me, the quicker my heart beat. He held my hands once again and proposed to me in public. He said:" I've been waiting for a girl like you. Will you by my partner forever?" "Yes, I will. I will do anything for you. " That's my love story . Do you know why he chose me to be his partner? because I am the only one who dares to say bad words to him. Oh! I forgot to tell you his name is "按呢是累外性格(Taiwanese)" Oh! No. No. It should be "阿諾史瓦辛格(mandarin)".