My new neighbor is a very famous doctor. Beside serving in the hospital during the day, he also manages his own business at night - providing the injection of placenta element to keep people in young and vigorous condition. I discovered his secret one day when I tried to borrow soy bean sauce from his wife. You won't believe who I saw: Mrs. Lien Chan - She was just leaving when I saw her.

"It's amazing, Mrs. Hsu your husband has such a well-known patient." "It's nothing" You know my husband has a special recipe mixed into the placenta to keep people young. Many other famous persons are also his patients. Actually, the man who owns my husband was supposed to come tonight for a regular injection before he leaves for Panama, but, he has to practice his speech for the Panama conference. For this reason, he absolutely won't come tonight." his wife told me. You mean , yes! Oh, would you like to try for free? Otherwise we will have to dump the placenta because it won't stay overnight as you know it's a special batch. "Of course, I would love to try." My husband was very satisfied with me that night. You know, after I took the placenta.

But at midnight, the doctor called me and said "Joanna, you have to help us now." "What happen ?" I asked. This powerful patient just changed his mind and he will be here in a few minutes. And what worse is I just gave you the last one. We will be dead if we don't come up with something !! "What can I do ? I am not a doctor. Besides, it's it's not my fault. " "Calm down, Joanna, listen to me, did you see the street dog down stairs?" "it's a female dog, she is going to deliver baby dogs tonight. All you have to do is to take the placenta to me." "The dog ?? Are you sure? Ok, I'll do it." I got it. After that, I never opened my door the rest of that night. The next day, the doctor's wife told me her husband was exhausted as he spent whole night with the doggy's placenta for his powerful patient. She said: after finishing the shot, the patient spoke like this "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. (bow bow), we are teamwork, bow bow, bow bow bow.." The doctor finally had to asked his vete. friend to solve the trouble, so, the person you saw in the TV was much better. On the other hand, when you heard he had spoken at the breakfast in Paraguay with dozens of news reporters like this rdblquote He is Sun=Wu=Kon in my Buda's hand as his boundary," or when he was chiding the Chinese communists as "stupid, my old pa is greater," or when he even called his good friend Hashimoto as "stingy Japanese, has no guts " that usually meant his disciples forgot to feed him the doctor's pills every three hours. I'm sorry about this, but it's really not my fault.