Tall Tale Contest Master, judges, fellow members, and guests, good afternoon.

Well! It's really hard for me to start with. But today, I would like to disclose the secret that has been kept in my deep heart for more than 20 years. It could be one of the most shaken news in this century and it's going to overwhelm Clinton's sex scandal. That is --- I am the daughter of the vice-premier of Mainland China, Mr. Chien chi-chen. I know that you don't believe me until I show you the following evidences, and you will know that I am not kidding.

First, I would like to introduce myself. My mom gave me my name---Hsiao-chen after chi-chen. In Chinese, Hsiao means “ to know or to understand”. And “ Hsiao-chen”, of course, means to know that “chen' is your father. Second, I should show my brand to all of you. Each of the Chien's family will be branded with this mark as well as he or she was born. Look at this carefully, this is the picture of my father. He also has the same brand on his arm. Third, the indelible evidence, is the DNA test---which has been proven by doctor King En. Based on these three strong evidences, the fact that I am Chien's daughter can't be denied.

You may ask "why didn't your father recognize you?" and  "why didn't you speak out the truth until now?” To tell the truth, my father even didn't know that I am his daughter until recently. The reason encouraged me to spoke out the truth is that I could never stand the cold war between two sides any more. As the daughter of both Taiwan and Mainland China, I volunteer myself to be the ambassador of two sides in the future. Here is the letter from my father's manuscript a month ago. He promised me to help both two sides to go back to the negotiating table again. And finally he did it. You must don't know that the upcoming leadership between Lee teng-hui and Jiang zemin was also arranged with my effort.

Ladies and gentlemen, today I stand here is not only for showing myself, but also for asking your support. I hope everyone here could help me in pursuit of the real benefit for Chinese people. Because we are all branded with --- the dragon's decedent.

Tall Tale contest master.