"Thank u for flying with us, and enjoy your stay"

Contest master. Dear friends.

No one in this room knows the secrets of the airline I worked for except me. for I've been with this airline for more than 100 years as a flight attendant. I know I look younger than my look.

Tonight, I am going to share toe top secrets of airline. and u are lucky to be the first one to  know.

Have u ever wondered how an airline decide where u should sit in-flight?  Randomly selected? Or run by pc? No. they assign our seating by "L.A.W. - Looks and Weight". If u look good. they put u on toe odd no. However. if you're below average, they put you on the even no.

Speaking of weight, fat guys are always seated next to the skinny guys, for better comfort and security. Let me also remind you of the golden rule. "Cute boys like you will always get the aisle seat." This thought arrangement is, of course, designated for the benefit of the flight attendants.

So next time, when u are on board, just look around your neighbors and your own seat no, u'll know which category u belong to.

The second question commonly being asked is "Why the door to the cockpit is always closed and locked?  Is this for the safety concern of the pilots? " Hell, "No!" Nowadays, with the support of hi-tech, auto-pilots has been incorporated into the aircrafts to lessen pilots' workload. so that they will have more time to enjoy the facilities installed in the cockpit. These may include luxury beds, inflight movie theater and gym. Hoverer, from my own observations, they don't seem to appreciate these facilities. They would rather hang out and chat with the beautiful women on board.

One other things which u will definitely find it enjoyable to know is that, "Why do airlines divide the cabins into 3 classes, First, Business and Economy classes?" What's good about being the first class passengers? There is an saying that "You get what you pay for." In first class, you will be given a parachute. like this one while in the Economy class you will only have a Bible, God bless you!

What is this parachute for? This is for emergency only. You got to be all ears. Say if unfortunately, the aircraft is on fire, you will be able to escape from the aircraft with this device. All you have to do is put this little stripe, you will be able to continue on your unfinished journey(a flying gesture).

This also explains our worldwide network. We take you to wherever you want to go, as long as you can name the place, No othter airlines, except us would dare to meke such a claim.

Oh! I forgot to tell you the airline I work for. I work for (whisper) airline. What? You didn't catch it. I am sorry. I can only tell you once, otherwise it wouldn't be a secret any more.

contest master.